Incongruous

Photoshopped image of me standing in front of a burning forest holding a dagger and a fireball (magic). I must say that I look pretty psychotic...

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King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city's steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!

Persian Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!

King Leonidas: Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!! [kicks the screaming messenger down the well]

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